Monday, July 7, 2014

Home for sale and my crazy Neighbors.

Home for sale

Offering a beautiful 3/2/2 home.
Perfect neighborhood to raise kids.

Also comes with very colorful neighbors.
Directly across the street is a mom of two who is not sure she likes men anymore.
Her unruley children envade my drive way with bicycles, remote control cars and fireworks.
Her ex-husband, girl-friend and a boy-friend take turns visiting daily.
I'm not sure she even has a job but ok.

Next to her on the south side is the sweetest elderly lady you could ever ask for.
Across the street south is a county cop and his son. His buddy comes over on his matching Twinkie truck.  But next door to the cop is the Horder with the big dog who needs a saddle.

Then we have a very nice 50 something father of two.
Across the street  from him are a pair of young nurses who are selling their house too, right next door to my house. They took care of my son when he went to the ER early this summer.

My neighbor behind me is a stalker and she monitors cuss words. No small children there but she peaks through the fence because she has absolutely no life.
My two neighbors to the North are always traveling for work. But the single mom in the third house is raising hell yens.  Across the street from those are two nice couples who mind their own business.

Now a few more facts;  don't be late getting home early on Halloween and you better have enough candy for about 400 ghosts an goblins.  Beware of the bratt across the street, he pops fireworks in your yard while you are away on the forth of July.

There are probably 6-7 police officers who live in this neighborhood so it is a very safe place to live.
Best of all the Mystery Machine lives three blocks in.  I can't confirm if Scooby lives there or not.

 





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